Lovely Luv Lee

Yeah, I'm a geek, but I don't care

Oxymorons are great!

I know its sad but I really love oxymorons. I love sitting there trying to think of some and when i fail I look them up! They fascinate me.

Here is a list from a website. Read them and tell me you dont think they are funny:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

I also love it when I dont quite understand what they mean or work out how they work.. It gets the brain going!
anywho, here are some sites incase your vaugely interested in oxymorons.
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
http://www.oxymorons.info/
www.ethanwiner.com/oxymoron.html
www.fun-with-words.com/oxymora.html

posted by Luv_lee @ Friday, August 04, 2006