Oh the shame

I have a problem with Zips...
I forget to do them up. Numerous times I have been leaving the house to go to work and my housemate will call me back and tell me I have forgotton to do my skirt up!
But its not just skirts, We all know rush hour trains get very busy and unless you get on at the first few stops, your gonna have to stand up.
Unfortunately this means someones face will inevitably face someone crotch..
If your face is pointing towards me and you notice my flies are undone, dont be scared to tell me. We can even have a little joke about it. You know it makes sense to spare me the shame of only realising 3 tubes and a bus later that everone can see my pink frillies!
I would do the same for you!
Thanks!

2 Comments:
This really gets my goat the ammount of times i have left for work and my flies have been undone and ive not noticed until 15minutes down the road surely some sort of alarm could be fitted to zips to alert you your not ziped up. im gonna have to start wearing underwear if this keeps on happening.
your telling me!!
you can get arrested for that you know!
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